“Nobody would steal shit!”
What you got to do is write a message on the money clip, which informs he who comes in possession of your property that, They’re about to get owned. You don’t even have to kill them. The poison can make them blind; it could even make them remove all of their clothing, walk backwards, to the police station, confess their crime, and return your property! Let me break it down for you. The words “open here” appear at the end of this personalized message of death. Much to the assailant's surprise, he would have stumbled into a trap, opening the hatch to inevitable death. Inside is placed a tiny prick of poison. The assailant will then be given twenty-four hours to return the stolen property to its rightful owner, the antidote, in return. This information will be relayed to the confessing criminal when he or she finds the phone number written under the latch which opened here when the money clip bit back.
